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Bun In the Oven Scale

A pregnancy scale to tell how pregnant your wife is — she’d love this. And by ‘love this’ I mean ‘kill me if I considered buying it’.
From Nerd Approved

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Baby Monitor that Plays Your Voice When You’re Not There

The premise of this Baby Monitor, is that you can pre-record your voice saying things like “You’re daddy’s little rocket scientist” and “I will disown you if you become a Republican” and it can be programmed to playback when you’re not around, or the little one is with a nanny or the babysitter, etc.
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Masturbation Won’t Destroy Your Sperm

You know, I am about 95% certain my high school biology teacher told our class, more specifically the young men in our class, that if we masturbated too much, our sperm would die and we wouldn’t be able to make children — that thought has stuck in my head for the last 15 years or [...]

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The Bun

Currently my wife is about 8 weeks pregnant -she was nearly 4 weeks pregnant when that first pee test was given — I’ve learned more about periods in the last few weeks than I felt I ever would.
She is tired. She is moody. She goes to bed at 9pm now. She throws up in the [...]

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Holy Crap! My Boys Can Swim!

There is clearly one dark line and a very faint line right next to it. My first reaction when seeing this was “My wife is clearly not pregnant — those lines are not the same.” Maybe I was in denial — maybe I was a little overwhelmed, maybe I refused to believe that a [...]

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